Homesick

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a whorehouse outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $1000 and says:
- I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich !
The Madam is astonished :
- But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.
The trucker replies :
- Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick.