Parrot

A man named Paul owned a parrot that hardly ever stoped talking.
One day the man was going to have an old friend over so he told the parrot to be quiet or else he would flush him.
The parrot kept talking and the man warned him again. It didn't work.
The parrot kept right on talking.
The man took the parrot and flushed him down the toilet.
When Paul's friend arived he asked if he could use the bathroom.
Paul said sure it is the first door on the right.
When the man comes out he asks Paul if he has a tape player in the bathroom.
Paul says no and than asks why.
The man tells Paul that he heard something say :
- I see your heini, looks so shiny.
So Paul and his friend go in there and Paul sees his parrot going in circles singing :
- Floating down the river on a big brown log.