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Pig With Three Legs

A preacher visiting his flock in the country happens to see a pig walking around on 3 legs.
The preacher stopped by and asked the farmer :
- My son, what's with your pig with only 3 legs ?
- Well preacher says the farmer, this pig is very special to my family and me, well just 2 months ago, I'm working underneath my tractor, the jack fell and the tractor was crushing me.
I yelled and my pig rushed to my rescue, dug me out and pulled me away from the tractor.
- Well that's very commentable says the preacher, but...
- That's not all preacher, last week my house caught fire and my pig pulled my 2 young daughters to safety.
It even received a hero gold ribbon, from the village mayor.
- I understand says the preacher, but that still doesn't explain the missing leg !
- Well like I said preacher, this pig is very special to my family and well, we just cannot bring ourselves to eat it all at once.
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