Jesus Is Watching You !

Late one night, a burgler broke into a house.
As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say :
- Jesus is watching you !
Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again :
- Jesus is watching you, said the voice.
The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around.
In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.
- Was that you who said Jesus is watching me ? he asked.
- Yes, said the parrot.
The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot :
- What's your name ?
- Zeus answered the bird.
- That's a dumb name for a parrot, sneered the burgler.
What idiot named you Zeus ?
The parrot's answer :
- The same idiot who named the Pitt Bull, Jesus.