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Step On A Duck

There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident.
They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance.
God says :
- Alright, but don't step on a duck.
The drunks reply :
- Why ducks ?
God repeats :
- Just don't step on a duck.
The drunks agree and go back down to earth.
A few weeks go by, and the first steps on a duck.
Instantly, he's chained to the ugliest woman in the world.
A month goes by and the second steps on a duck.
The last of them is laughing at the others and is instantly chained to the most beautiful woman in the world.
He says :
- God, what did I do for this ?
The girl says :
- I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
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