Coffeebreak

Four guys got together and bet that their cat was smarter than the others.
Three of the cats poured milk into a glass, baked cookies, drew,and bought a lube.
A new guy bet his cat was smarter than the rest.
He was a goernment worker.
His cat, Coffeebreak, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, used the lube and screwed the other cats, claimed to have injured his back while doing so, put in a pension for unsafe work conditions, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
Coffeebreak won the bet.