Little Monkey

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the little monkey and said :
- I wish you could talk.
The little monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
- You can understand what I'm saying? asked the officer.
Again, the little monkey shook his head up and down.
- Well, did you see this ?
- Yes, motioned the little monkey. What happened ?
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
- They were drinking? asked the officer.
- Yes.
- What else ?
The little monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
- They were smoking marijuana ?
- Yes.
- Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked.
- Yes.
- What were you doing during all this ?
- Driving, motioned the little monkey.