Short-Change
Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper.
The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old "short-change" trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar.
The horse doesn't say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another.
The bartender says to him :
- You know, we don't get many horses in here.
To which the horse replies :
- At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised !
The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old "short-change" trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar.
The horse doesn't say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another.
The bartender says to him :
- You know, we don't get many horses in here.
To which the horse replies :
- At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised !