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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments :
- You look terrible. What's the problem ?
- My mother died in June, he said, and left me $17,000.
- Gee, that's tough, he replied.
- Then in July, the friend continued, My father died, leaving me $59,000.
- Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.
- And last month my aunt died, and left me $12,000.
- Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.
- Then this month, continued, the friend, NOTHING !
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