No Shit!

A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse.
The Bartender asks him how it happened so the guys sighs and says :
- Well, I was walking along the beach when I came across this magic lantern.
I picked it up and started to brush off the dirt when all of a sudden this genie pops out.
The genie told me I could have three wishes and I said.. No shit !