Peg Leg

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.
The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks :
- So, how did you end up with the peg-leg ?
The pirate replies :
- We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.
- Wow! said the seaman. What about your hook ?
- Well, replied the pirate, We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords.
One of the enemy cut my hand off.
- Incredible !!! remarked the seaman. How did you get the eye patch ?
- A seagull dropping fell into my eye, replied the pirate.
- You lost your eye to a seagull dropping ? the sailor asked incredulously.
- Well, said the pirate, it was my first day with my hook.