David Beckham

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank :
- I'd like to donate some sperm, he says to the receptionist.
- Certainly Sir, replies the receptionist, have you donated before ?
- Yes, replies David Beckham, you should have my details on your computer.
- Oh yes, I've found your details, says the receptionist, but I see you're going to need help.
Shall I call Posh Spice for you ?
- Why do I need help to donate sperm ? asks David Beckham.
The receptionist replies :
- Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...