Bill Gates

Bill Gates died in an accident involving a misguided pie which was thrown at him by an angry MacIntosh protester.
Because of his achievements in life, it was decided that he should go to heaven.
God Personally showed Bill Gates around heaven, displaying the Waterfalls, Great Forests, Lagoon's and Wet-T-shirt contests that are held regularly.
Bill Gates was impressed by all of them and kept nodding his head in approval, which pleased God because he enjoyed pleasing others.
When they finished the tour, God took Bill Gates into his throne room and sat down on the shiny throne.
God asked Bill Gates how he had enjoyed heaven so far, and Bill Gates replied :
- It's been great, but you're in my chair.