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Left Handed

This guy's wife asks :
- Honey if I died would you remarry ?
He replies :
- Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would.
She says :
- If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house ?
He replies :
- We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it.
I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would.
So she asks :
- If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed ?
and he says :
- That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would.
So she asks :
- If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs ?
And he says :
- Oh no, she's left handed.
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