Golf Clubs
A guy gets stuck on a desert island for ten years.
After ten years he sees a ship sinking and a beautiful girl swimming in a wet-suit towards him.
She comes out the water and asks what he missed the most on his desert island.
He says : - A packet of cigarettes.
She unzips part of her wet-suit and hands him a pack.
- What else did you miss ?
- A drink of whisky, and so she produces a hip-flask full of Scotland's best from her wet-suit.
Then she asks :
- Did you miss playing around ?
And the guy goes :
- That's great, you got a set of golf clubs in there ?
After ten years he sees a ship sinking and a beautiful girl swimming in a wet-suit towards him.
She comes out the water and asks what he missed the most on his desert island.
He says : - A packet of cigarettes.
She unzips part of her wet-suit and hands him a pack.
- What else did you miss ?
- A drink of whisky, and so she produces a hip-flask full of Scotland's best from her wet-suit.
Then she asks :
- Did you miss playing around ?
And the guy goes :
- That's great, you got a set of golf clubs in there ?