Two Eggs
Husband and wife, moving house and are starting to box everything up.
The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about 5,000$.
He approaches the wife and asks what the eggs are for, and she replies :
- Every time I cheat on you I put an egg in the box.
So he says :
- That's alright, you've only cheated on me twice. Then he asks what the money is for.
The wife replies :
- Every time I get a dozen I sell them !
The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about 5,000$.
He approaches the wife and asks what the eggs are for, and she replies :
- Every time I cheat on you I put an egg in the box.
So he says :
- That's alright, you've only cheated on me twice. Then he asks what the money is for.
The wife replies :
- Every time I get a dozen I sell them !