Mother Of Six

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name.
The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description.
- Mother of six, he would say, Get me a beer! Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight ?
This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out :
- Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go !
The wife seized the moment and shouted back :
- I'll be right with you, father of four !