Wash Your Fucking Hands
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar :
Cheese Sandwich: $1.30
Chicken Sandwich: $2.20
Hand Job: $9.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
- Yes ? she enquires with a knowing smile, can I help you ?
- I was wondering, whispers the man, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs ?
- Yes, she purrs, I am.
- Well, wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich.
Cheese Sandwich: $1.30
Chicken Sandwich: $2.20
Hand Job: $9.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
- Yes ? she enquires with a knowing smile, can I help you ?
- I was wondering, whispers the man, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs ?
- Yes, she purrs, I am.
- Well, wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich.