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Smelt Pussy

A guy was sitting at a bar by these two chicks that were sitting by each other talking.
He buys himself a drink and tells the bartender to buy each of the women one.
The bartender says :
- Uh...sir, are you sure you want to do that ?
The guy, John says :
- Of course I'm sure, just do it !
So the bartender does and the two women look at John like he's a lunitic.
After John is really drunk, he goes over and starts telling the two women his life story.
He eventually tells them that he's never smelt a pussy before.
The one woman leans over as if to kiss him and and instead breathes really hard on him.
John asks :
- Why in hell did you do that ?
The woman answers :
- Now, you've smelt pussy before, and pointing to the other woman, Hers.
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