Returned Unopened
The old spinster left instructions that when she died, she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone :
"Born a Virgin, Lived as a Virgin, Died a Virgin."
The tombstone carver gave his workers the instructions, but they were a lazy bunch and decided to shorten the inscription.
They wrote :
"Returned unopened."
"Born a Virgin, Lived as a Virgin, Died a Virgin."
The tombstone carver gave his workers the instructions, but they were a lazy bunch and decided to shorten the inscription.
They wrote :
"Returned unopened."