Nurse Mary
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Mary :
-She's incredibly mixed up, said one doctor.She does everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He almost died on us !
The second doctor said :
-That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour !
The guy nearly exploded !
Suddenly, they hear a bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
-Oh my God ! said the first doctor.I just realized I told Nurse Mary to prick Mr.Smith's boil !
-She's incredibly mixed up, said one doctor.She does everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He almost died on us !
The second doctor said :
-That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour !
The guy nearly exploded !
Suddenly, they hear a bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
-Oh my God ! said the first doctor.I just realized I told Nurse Mary to prick Mr.Smith's boil !