Bowel Movement
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says :
- Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week !
The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him :
- If it doesn't work, let me know.
A week later the guy is back :
- Doc, still no movement !
The doctor says :
- Hmm, guess you need something stronger,and prescribes a powerful laxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back :
- Doc, still nothing !
The doctor, worried, says :
- We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living ?
- I'm a painter.
The doctor looks up and says :
- Well, that's it ! Here's $15.00 go get something to eat !
- Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week !
The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him :
- If it doesn't work, let me know.
A week later the guy is back :
- Doc, still no movement !
The doctor says :
- Hmm, guess you need something stronger,and prescribes a powerful laxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back :
- Doc, still nothing !
The doctor, worried, says :
- We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living ?
- I'm a painter.
The doctor looks up and says :
- Well, that's it ! Here's $15.00 go get something to eat !