Three Times A Week
John rushes to his doctor.
- Doctor, you’ve got to give me something to make me young again. I’ve got a date with this beautiful young girl tonight.
His doctor said :
- Hold on a second, you’re 70 years old, there’s really not a lot I can do for you.
John replies :
- But doctor, my friend Paul is much older than I am and he says he has sex three times a week.
- OK, says the doctor, so you say it too !
- Doctor, you’ve got to give me something to make me young again. I’ve got a date with this beautiful young girl tonight.
His doctor said :
- Hold on a second, you’re 70 years old, there’s really not a lot I can do for you.
John replies :
- But doctor, my friend Paul is much older than I am and he says he has sex three times a week.
- OK, says the doctor, so you say it too !