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Genie In A Bottle

There's three guys on the beach and they all three notice a bottle in the ocean and all go to grab it at the same time.
A genie pops out and says :
- I can only offer three wishes, so you each get one wish.
The first guy, who is a Jew, says :
- I want all of my Jewish brethren to move back to Jeruselem and live happily ever after.
The genie says :
- Fine, it's done.
The second guy, who is a Negro, says :
- I want all my bruthas to move back to Africa and live in total harmony.
The genie says :
- Fine, it's done. The third guy, an Alabama Redneck says :
- Now let me get this straight, All the Jews are in Jeruselem and all the Negroes are in Africa ?
The genie says :
- That's correct.
- Well hell, the Redneck says :
- Just give me an Old Milwalkee because life don't get no better than this.
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