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An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction workers for a tall building.
On their lunch break they sit at the top together.
The Mexican opens his lunchbox and says :
- If I get one more burrito in my lunch, that's it, I'm going to jump !
The Irishman says :
- If I get potatoes one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump !
The Redneck says :
- If I get a bolonga sandwhich one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump !
The next day, they all get the same thing and they jump.
At the funeral, the Mexican's wife is crying, and she says :
- If I only knew, I would have made him something different. The Irishman's wife says :
- I can't beleive it, I wish I made him something different !
The Redneck's wife says :
- Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch.
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