Penis Research
The United States government had just completed an exhaustive study to find out what purpose the head of a man's penis served.
After three years and almost 2 million dollars, they agreed that it was to give the woman more pleasure.
Germany, finding out about the survey and not wishing to be left out, spent 20 months and $500,000.00 and decided that the head of a man's penis served to give the man more pleasure.
Poland, refusing to be outdone, conducted their own survey.
After three weeks and $59.70, they determined that it was to keep Stash's hand from sliding off and hitting him in the forehead.
After three years and almost 2 million dollars, they agreed that it was to give the woman more pleasure.
Germany, finding out about the survey and not wishing to be left out, spent 20 months and $500,000.00 and decided that the head of a man's penis served to give the man more pleasure.
Poland, refusing to be outdone, conducted their own survey.
After three weeks and $59.70, they determined that it was to keep Stash's hand from sliding off and hitting him in the forehead.