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Hunting Dear

At five oclock in the morning this guy wakes up his wife and says :
- Time to go hunting dear.
See replies :
- I'm tired I dont want to go hunting.
He says :
- Well I will give you three choices :
1 - Go Hunting
2 - Let me fuck you up the ass
3 - Suck my dick.
She doesn't answer so he says :
- I am going outside to get the dogs ready, let me know what you decide when I get back in.
About fifteen minutes later he comes back and says :
- So what did you decide ?
She replies :
- I am really tired and don't feel like hunting, so I will give you a blow job.
Well she starts doing her thing and stops.
- Blah, this tastes like shit !
He replies :
- yeah I know the dogs didn't want to go either.
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