Telling Everybody
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest :
- Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls.
I made love with both of them twice.
The priest said :
- Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession ?
- Never Father, I'm Jewish.
- So then, why are you telling me ?
- I'm telling everybody.
- Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls.
I made love with both of them twice.
The priest said :
- Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession ?
- Never Father, I'm Jewish.
- So then, why are you telling me ?
- I'm telling everybody.