Union Jack
A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.
- Not guilty, the woman answered emphatically.
The prosecution council then approached the woman and said :
- Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack, on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard ?
The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said :
- What was the date again ?
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.
- Not guilty, the woman answered emphatically.
The prosecution council then approached the woman and said :
- Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack, on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard ?
The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said :
- What was the date again ?