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Red Faced Judge

A red faced judge convened court after a long lunch.
The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.
- I'm as sober as you are, your honor, the man claimed.
The judge replied :
- Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.
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