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Just Buried

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked :
- What are you up to there, Little Johnny ?
- My goldfish died, replied Little Johnny tearfully, and I've just buried him.
The neighbor was concerned :
- That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it ?
Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied :
- That's because he's inside your cat.
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