Mountain Bike
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
- Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $400, he asked.
- Easy, Dad, little Johnny replied. I earned it hiking.
- Come on Johnny, the father said. Tell me the truth.
- That is the truth, Johnny replied. Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Smith, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $50 bill and tell me to take a hike !
- Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $400, he asked.
- Easy, Dad, little Johnny replied. I earned it hiking.
- Come on Johnny, the father said. Tell me the truth.
- That is the truth, Johnny replied. Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Smith, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $50 bill and tell me to take a hike !