Old Aunt
Old aunt Jenny went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation.
- It's terrible, she said to the doctor. I haven't moved my bowels in more than a week.
- I see. Have you done anything about it ? asked the doctor.
- Oh, yes, old aunt Jenny replied, I sit in the bathroom for a good half of an hour in the morning and then again at night.
- No, the doctor said, I mean do you take anything ?
- Of course I do, she answered, I take a magazine !
- It's terrible, she said to the doctor. I haven't moved my bowels in more than a week.
- I see. Have you done anything about it ? asked the doctor.
- Oh, yes, old aunt Jenny replied, I sit in the bathroom for a good half of an hour in the morning and then again at night.
- No, the doctor said, I mean do you take anything ?
- Of course I do, she answered, I take a magazine !