Old Man

An old man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says :
- Why are you doing that ?
Old man replies :
- It died today.
- Oh that's terrible ! the nurse replied.
The next day the old man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says :
- I thought it died yesterday.
The old man replies :
- It did. Today is the viewing.