Missing Husband
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her missing husband.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband.
The wife said :
- He is 35 years old, 7-foot 3-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.
The next-door neighbor protested :
- Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.
The wife replied :
- Yes, but who wants him back ?
The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband.
The wife said :
- He is 35 years old, 7-foot 3-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.
The next-door neighbor protested :
- Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.
The wife replied :
- Yes, but who wants him back ?