Yo Mama Is So Fat

Yo Mamma is so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters

Yo Mamma is so fat, she has to put on lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mamma is so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Yo Mamma is so fat, she needed her ears pierced with a harpoon

Yo Mamma is so fat, she has her own zip code