Yo Mama Is So Fat 4

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the kids yell, "Free Willy".

Yo Mamma is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes !

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo Mamma is so fat, small objects tend to orbit her.