Yo Mama Is So Fat 5

Yo Mamma is so fat, she needs a building permit for her girdle.

Yo Mamma is so fat, the only thing attracted to her is gravity.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.

Yo Mamma is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.