Yo Mama Is So Fat 7

Yo Mamma is so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo Mamma is so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo Mamma is so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo Mamma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.