Yo Mama Is So Fat 8

Yo Mamma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm One for each time zone.

Yo Mamma is so fat, I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.

Yo Mamma is so fat, it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.

Yo Mamma is so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets.