Yo Mama Is So Fat 9

Yo Mamma is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.

Yo Mamma is so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.

Yo Mamma is so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.